Scribbles from the messdeck table by Dave Tyre . . . 

 

along with "We Get Letters", "Bunting and Blue Sparks", and a few other Misc articles

 


 

Welcome! Pull up a bottom bunk and relax.

 

The original column, From The Other Side Of The Scuttle, appeared in The Lookout, The Trident and in some British Columbia community newspapers from the late 1970s until about 1991, usually in each edition. I don’t actually have the exact dates and they’re not important in any case.

 

What is important is that they were written in an age before the internet, before smart phones and before the age of instantaneous personal communications. They were written on old manual typewriters, mostly from sea, and dispatched via mail to a crusty but forgiving editor back in HMC Dockyard Esquimalt. Al Tassie would do little in terms of editing save for a healthy spell-check and the occasional note that I was over or under on the authorized word count. Oh yes, they were written in an age where the spell-check was done with a well worn Oxford’s dictionary. There was a lot of fractured grammar, particularly in the early days, and Al usually corrected as much as he could. I would get a short but gentle note pointing out my crimes against the Queen’s English.

 

The stories you’ll read are not about me; they are about the things I saw happening around me with a lot of input from a lot of shipmates. The occasional story may have been handed down. Names were always invented so as to protect those who might otherwise have been found to have breached the confines of naval discipline and end up with seven days number nines.  -  by Dave Tyre

 


 

W1, W2, W3 ... and so on . . . - 14 Feb 1980

 

A Bridge is a Sacred Place - 23 Feb 1980

 

Blue, or not to too blue ... what colour should we be? - 13 Mar 1980

 

Canadian Forces Press - the unabridged political and union news - 28 Mar 1980

 

Tailor-made Postings - 10 Apr 1980

 

Oops . . . WUPS! - 24 Apr 1980

 

Chief Yeoman, exactly what are we doing here? - 22 May 1980

 

Remembering an old friend - 25 May 1980

 

Saluting an' all . . . - 26 Jun 1980

 

Summertime - 10 Jul 1980

 

. . . of the Navy as a whole - 28 Aug 1980

 

Rumours ... dispelled - 11 Sep 1980

 

Post-issue comment (re ... of the Navy as a whole) - 25 Sep 1980

 

"If you can't fix it ..." - 09 Oct 1980

 

All in a name - 23 Oct 1980

 

Some Ideas That Didn't Make It - 06 Nov 1980

 

Resolved: there's no life like it - 20 Nov 1980

 

WPF (Wooden Patrol Frigate) - 04 Dec 1980

 

1980 - and a little of 1981 - 15 Jan 1981

 

Messdeck: a place where sailors live (sort of) - 19 Jan 1981

 

Do it yourself and save . . . your teeth - 12 Feb 1981

 

"There will a linen exchange today ..." - 26 Feb 1981

 

Slamm!  Click! - 12 Mar 1981

 

The Greatest Hazard on the Road - 26 Mar 1981

 

Some Things Survive Forever - 09 Apr 1981

 

A traditionalist is one who looks to the future - 14 May 1981

 

Chief, the swamp is full of paper! - 28 May 1981

 

They sat it - but do they mean it - 11 Jun 1981

 

"I was told there was nothing I could do about it..." - 25 Jun 1981

 

Just Another Story - 09 Jul 1981

 

Definitions and Descriptions - A Sailor's Eye View - 13 Aug 1981

 

"Other ranks" . . . Bah! - 27 Aug 1981

 

A gym is not enough - 10 Sep 1981

 

The Divisional System - 08 Oct 1981

 

Welcome to Victoria - 22 Oct 1981

Script for Sale: The Great Canadian Saga - 05 Nov 1981

 

It's Christmas ... and somebody's 'duty' - 17 Dec 1981

 

A New Year: Some Old Topics - 13 Jan 1982 

 

Having never been military, it's time to be a Navy - 27 Jan 1982

 

Sunset, sir. (Would you please salute...) - 10 Feb 1982

 

A Pragmatic Approach to the Base Concept - 24 Feb 1982

 

A Debate in Retrospect - 10 Mar 1982

 

Not Junk . . . Just Well Preserved Antiques - 24 Mar 1982

 

Ebb - 14 Apr 1982

 

Love a Parade - 28 Apr 1982

 

Point ... - 12 May 1982

 

Sunday, a ship and a bottle - 26 May 1982

 

Eh, eh what? - 09 Jun 1982

 

Headway - 23 Jun 1982

 

You're in for a treat - 28 Jul 1982

 

"Don't you have anything normal?" - 11 Aug 1982

 

Speaking of Ensigns - 25 Aug 1982

 

Head of Heads . . . Stoker Joe, where are you? - 08 Sep 1982

 

The General Seamanship Exam - 22 Sep 1982

 

A Case of Green - 13Oct 1982

 

. . . and then a little bit of reality sneaked in - 27 Oct 1982

 

There's no life like what? - 10 Nov 1982

 

A half-loaded gun also shooteth... - 24 Nov 1982

 

How About Simulating A Submarine? - 08 Dec 1983

 

A Short, Short Christmas Story - 22 Dec 1982

 

Another One Bites the Dust - 12 Jan 1983

 

They're using that term again! - 26 Jan 1983

 

Frustrations - 23 Feb 1983

 

Frustrations II - 16 Mar 1983

 

Why? - 30 Mar 1983

 

File this under . . . - 13 Apr 1983

 

Answering the Silent Call - 27 Apr 1983

 

More definitions . . . - 08 Jun 1983

 

Some Final Decisions - 22 Jun 1983

 

Cramming in . . . . - 27 Jul 1983

Old Ideas Usually Revive Themselves - 10 Aug 1983

 

In Your Leisure Time - 24 Aug 1983

 

Dhobey Daze - 17 Sep 1983

 

An Average Week at Sea . . . - 28 Sep 1983

 

From the Morale Bashing Department - 12 Oct 1983

 

Remembrance - 09 Nov 1983

 

A Couple of Swipes at the Ivory Tower - 23 Nov 1983

 

Counting Your Timing Aloud - 07 Dec 1983

 

An Open Letter to the Fat Fella - 21 Dec 1983

 

The First Day .... - 11 Jan 1984

 

The Phone Rang at 0300 - 25 Jan 1984

 

A Tooth Cutting - 08 Feb 1984

 

The Saga of Service Flight 713 - 14 May 1984

 

From the Other Side of the What? - 28 Mar 1984

 

Give Me My Men Back - 11 Apr 1984

 

They're Not  Yours - 25 Apr 1984

 

Homeward Bound - 09 May 1984

 

Driving Insane - 23 May 1984

 

Resolved: there's no life like it - 15 Aug 1984 (reprint)

 

Empires - 29 Aug 1984

 

Saying Goodbye to Summer - 12 Sep 1984

 

East - West, point - counterpoint - 26 Sep 1984

 

A Frustrating Day in the Life of ... - 10 Oct 1984

 

Watching from the shore - 07 Nov 1984

 

One of those days - 05 Dec 1984

 

You Knew This Was Coming - 19 Dec 1984

 

Merry Christmas (and other stuff) - 16 Jan 1985

 

How to . . . - 30 Jan 1985

 

Sailors do ... - 27 Mar 1985

 

The Killing of the Jeep - 08 May 1985

 

Boredom: One Day on Patrol - 29 May 1985

 

The Day The Bug Burped - 1986

 

Because of Ferdinand - 1989

 


 

Christmas, tradition, and the RCN - undated

 

The Day The Mule Died - undated

 

The Nuclear Option - undated

 

Ah, the uniformity of it all . . . - undated

 


 

We Get Letters

 

Comments / Submissions by readers of the LOOKOUT newspaper

 

Uniforms - Oct 1976

 

Tradition or Efficiency - 25 Nov 1976

 

Concerning 'Frustration' - undated

 

Dear Mr. Editor - undated

 

Re: All in a name - 29 Oct 1980

 

From Patrick Budge - undated

 


 

Bunting and Blue Sparks

 

Communications School Esquimalt Reports

 

 


 

Misc. articles

 

Dear Secondary Duties Boss . . . - undated

 

War At Sea - 25 Nov 1976

 

'Mackenzies' go north of '60 - 26 Jun 1980

 

I thought we were Canadians - all of us - 28 Aug 1980

 

A Remembrance - undated

 

'Up Spirits" is piped in HMCS Mackenzie - 11 Jun 1981

 

A couple of one-time sightings - 13 Oct 1982

 

On remembering - 10 Nov 1982

 


 

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